1. I Dance To Trance In Garbage Bag Pants
2. Wrestlemania 5: Hulk Hogan Vs. Macho Man... Winner Gets Miss Elizabeth's Love
3. Hit 'em High, Hit 'em Low, Don Flamingo
4. Abracadabra Holmes
5. Sing It Again Rookie Biatch!
6. Hawt Lixx
7. Glendale P.D. Hates Daggermouth
8. Dan Don Get Off Your Fucking Phone
9. Too Late, No Friends
10. Does Anyone Know What Snfu Stands For?
11. Shildo's Quest: Legacy Of The Dung
12. You Do This As A Fad, We Do This As A Lifestyle
13. Lassie's Last Dance
14. Fact: Mike Peecher Rollerblades
15. Texas John's Sweet Herbal Remedy
16. Pump Lube And Gary The Bear
17. Intro
18. Vegas Chaffe, Brutha I Got It Too
19. You Can't Soar Like An Eagle, When You Hang Out
20. The Verbal Uzi. Moo You Fucking Bitches!
21. A Merkin In The Streets
22. The Dude Just Wants His Rug Back
23. Flamingo