It may not feel to classy
Begging just to eat
But you who does that?
Lassie! And she always gets a treat
So you wonder what your part is
'Cause your homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So you real home is in your chest

Everyone is a hero in their own way
Everyone's got villains they must face
They're not as cool as mine
But folks, you know it's fine to know your place

Everyone is a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way

So I thank my girlfriend, Penny
Yeah, we totally had sex
She showed me there's so many
Different muscles I can flex

There's the deltoids of compassion
There's the abs of being kind
It's not enough to bash in heads
You've got to bash in minds

Everyone is a hero in their own way
Everyone's got something they can do
Get up, go out and fly
Specially that guy
He smells like poo

Everyone is a hero in their own way
You and you and mostly me, and you

I'm poverty's new sheriff
And I'm bashing in the slums
A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary
Alcoholic bums

Everybody!

Everyone is a hero in their own way
Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Don't worry if it's hard
If you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail

Everyone is a hero in their own way
Everyone is a hero in their...

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