Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own eletric work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week old unrefrigerated pie
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Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers´s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outter space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
Some many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what´s this red button do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest for of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they´re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die

Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die

Be safe around trains
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