Everyday in lunch in high school and all of my senior year
I'd drink my Coca-Cola, with a touch of everclear
Never had to study math, science, or history
I'd have a chemical flashblack to jog my memory
My junior year I swore I loved sweet Ms. Sherry-Ann
One night I put some everclear in her Dr.Pepper can
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard
Took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lying in the yard

Tequia dries me out,
And Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that
So if you're thinking about drinking, then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant, its called everclear

I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89
Yeah they had four fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine
When they bowed their heads, giving grace for the food
Hey, I pulled out my bottle and I soaked them melons good
They never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work
They had grandmas doing backflips, grandpas looking up their skirts
They were singing Alleluiah, and Willy Nelson songs
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic that the Baptists have ever thrown

Tequia dries me out,
And Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that
So if you're thinking about drinking, then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant, its called everclear

When I'm drinking everclear, think I'm king of this whole world
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earl
Till I wake up and Im face down in the hall
Hey I'm conpletely naked for a reason I can't recall
Well I'm kinda sorta thinking that I met a chick
'Cause theres perfume in the air and theres lipstick on my neck
And I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere theyre easy to find

Tequia dries me out,
And Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that
So if you're thinking about drinking, then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant, its called everclear

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