Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
I'm trying to call all my ex-boyfriends
Cause I feel alone and I need my ex-boyfriend
To be here with me just like my friend or more

Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends
It's 5 a.m., I can only call my american my ex-boyfriend, they're not too mean but they are too far for it,
Sex, sex, sex, sex!

So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriend saying
Â"hey, what's up, how are you my friends? I'm coming to new york soon, would you be my fuck friend? You'll never reply cause you think I'm just depressed and you're right"

My ex boyfriends!
No, you don't even deserve to have your name in a crap song
So I won´t say your name, 'cause anyway, you're big enough to know:

It's all about you, it's about you (4x)

The name who was the number one, start with the t
He said "hey c'mon, it's gonna be so fun"
But he's the most unfunny person I have ever met
Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet
Until the day he said, until the day he said:
"Sorry, baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common"

Age, 26
Dumped after 2 months
Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar
He's such a fucking liar
We were in love, so in love, we were so in love
We were in love!

The name who was the number two, start with the k
No, actually start with the c, but with the k he think he's the coolest
I was ready to leave paris for him and be good housewife in the middle of the kansas
But from one day to the other he decided it was over
For no reason, you know?
Just because it's over!
He was so romantic, sex was so electric
Everything was magic
But he was just a trick, just a fucking trick

Age, 33
Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears
We were in love, so in love, we were so in love
We were in love!

The name who was the number three
Started with the m
The winner of competition, the worst of them
All he does is watch tv, and do coke, drink whisky and scream his jealousy
He was not romantic, sex was catastrophic
He was an alcoholic, he was just pathetic, just pathetic

There are some that we wanna talk about, and some that you don't
There are some that you wanna hear about, and some that you don't
I wanna hear about you, guys
I wanna hear about you
Cause anyway, you know that is it's all about you
It's all about you, it's all about you

Tell me why are you gone, you're just losers and I'm alone
Tell me why are you gone, you're just losers and I'm alone
Again!

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