Ah, good evening Mr. Day, 2 4 dinner?
Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back
Oh, I'm sorry sir, those are all taken
I think maybe we can arrange it Mr. Day
Thank U so much
(Oh Morris, was that necessary?)
(OK, OK, I'm sorry)
Right this way sir
U know, this is an exciting establishment U have here
What I wouldn't give 4 a broken bottle
I can't hear U, what'd U say?
I said... I said, "Yes, we're remodeling"
Cocktails before dinner?
Yes, 2 pina coladas
(Make mine a virgin)
OK, will U be having a virgin as well?
Yes! 4 dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it
Say, do U know how 2 do "The Walk?"
Why certainly, everyone can do "The Walk"
Well honey, why don't U just walk your ass 2 the other side of the room?
Fuck U 2
Ah my dear, it's rough at the top
Jerome, ehem, get your pad and pencil
I think it's gonna be kinda right
If my judge of character's correct
It's gonna be by the letter 2night
Now stop me when I get 2 17
Excuse me, baby
I bet U didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did U?
But it looks like I'm gonna have 2 buy the whole thing and fire that man
May I taste that?
That's kinda weak
Here, try mine
They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac
U look so lovely 2night
Why thank U
Probably even better under exotic red lights
I wish U could see my home, it's, it's so exciting
In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed
It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit
And all kinds of little erotic artifacts
We could have breakfast in bed
I... I have an Italian cook
Jerome Sa..Sagagagracci or something like that
It's funny, your eyes when U stare at me like that
It causes my... my stomach 2 quiver
Do U like diamonds?
I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on
My God darling, it fits
U must have strong hands
But they're so soft
Like the oils in my morning bath
(Somebody help me)
I'm not usually so forward, but...
Would U like 2 make love 2 me?
I... I could make it so nice
Do U know what is meant by the words, uhh..
I hate 2 use them, they're... they're so harsh, American
U know what I mean?
And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words
The words, "Chili Sauce"
U know, I haven't made love in so long
But with U, I know it would be just like riding a bike
I'd remember everything I've ever learned
Baby, if the Kid can't make U come, nobody can
What's it gonna be, baby?